Friday, May 18, 2007


Despite the fact that Tall Ships Festival at Beaufort last summer was a $2 million mess due to typical Beachdweller incompetence, further ruined by poor planning and lousy oversight, plus the 4,400 dorks who demanded refunds because they were lined up in what they described as "sweltering heat" to see "the pirate boats" and "captain jack sparrow," here's a partial listing of some of what you can expect from this Summer's Seaside TallShip™ Waterfront Fest-a-Fests:

(tanbark sails not necessary)

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