Sunday, March 9, 2008

Sunday Papers

The Senate voted to strengthen the Consumer Product Safety Commission by, among other promises, funding enforcement of laws already on the books and hiring people to work there to do stuff.
Just in time for The Preznit to veto a bill that would make him not be known for the rest of all eternity as Torture Guy. So now The Preznit can be known forever as Torture Guy, or Waterboard Boy, but the CPSC can enforce stricter codes on the manufacturers of torture devices.

So now we Americans can be assured of the safest, quality-tested, lead-free instruments of interrogation.

American Pride!

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