Here's Marc Monroe Dion, the worst "writer" in America, bumbling through a cliché-ridden minefield[sic] of grammatical embarrassments, "writing" about the most important family in Fall River: MINE. (Your mileage may vary. Of course.) Remember, the quote below is Dion's "work" which can be found among other similarly awful examples at the Herald News, which I link here.
Now, the "Oh, you're THAT Carroll" will commence.