Saturday, January 2, 2010

Startin da Noo Yeeah Vight...

As of January 12, the local newspaper will no longer freely share its monstrously edited online fare with the worldwide web, so laughs like this may be hard to come by: The kid from 'American Pie' bags your Wotsits.

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Do I pay extra for limited access to misspellings, malapropisms, random editorial biases, blurry reportage, inane opinion letters, and inappropriate speculation as well?

2 comments:

Chuck said...

"access to misspellings, malapropisms, random editorial biases, blurry reportage, inane opinion letters, and inappropriate speculation as well?"
Have no fear - you could always download Fox Nooz.

btw - I hope you and the lovely K. are feeling beter.

PJ said...

"...download Fox Nooz."
And how long is THAT gonna last?

I hope that you and She never have to share this malady. But the experimenting with wildly-varying alcoholic home remedies certainly makes for some interesting ... times.