Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Apponogansett Tommy 2010

We're still not sure why he's outside Apponogansett Tommy reminds people that, no matter what semantics the others engage in -- damned Pennsylvanian rodents included -- there are forty-six days from today until the vernal equinox. Go ahead and count'em. (Roughly six and a half weeks left in the season of Winter.) Tommy's personal tender admits that the meterorologically-inclined mammal "doesn't hibernate so much as indulge in a felicitous lifestyle that involves lengthy napping periods. That lifestyle also includes eating, staring intently at absolutely nothing on that wall casing, and eating."

2010 APPONOGANSETT TOMMY FUNFACT™ !
Exactly.
Tommy is exactly the same cat, whether vertical or horizontal.

2 comments:

Chuck said...

I'll see your "facts" about how many days of "winter" are left. Now I'll raise you this - we just bought a snow blower. There will be no more snow. Ever. Oh and that hat is some bad.

PJ said...

I won't tell the ski resorts of Cape Cod.

My lids are prodigious and as improbable as my neckwear, thanks for noting.