Monday, February 28, 2011

Debruary 28

Party's over. It's just you'n'me now, y'old boozereenie.Debbie Reynolds.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Debruary 27

Famous Rhode IslanderDebra Messing

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Debruary 26

A Binford's tool chestDebbe Dunning

Friday, February 25, 2011

Debruary 25

Debbie as an electric youth. Deborah as she matured. But everyone knew her as 'Nancy.'

Deborah Gibson

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Debruary 24

Debbie Gibson

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Debruary 23

Appreciates challenges in choreography. Like extra feet.Debbie Allen

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Debruary 22

Miss Rhode IslandDeborah Saint-Vil

Monday, February 21, 2011

Debruary 21

Deborah Kerr

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Debruary 20

''Shall we...'' WHOA!!1!Deborah Kerr

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Debruary 19

Why, yes, Victoria Waterfield, that IS a sonic screwdriver in my pocket.Deborah Watling

Friday, February 18, 2011

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Debruary 17

Debbie Harry

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Debruary 16

No booze. No dog. No music by Joe Jackson. Debra Winger

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Debruary 15

Debora Iyall

Monday, February 14, 2011

Debruary 14

...brought to you by Little Debbie Snack Cakes Debra Paget

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Debruary 13

(actual size) Debra Paget

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Debruary 12

Then Deb Kong grabs little Fay Spidermonkey, climbs up the Empire State Building and gets her picture taken by Lewis Hine. Debra Paget

Friday, February 11, 2011

Debruary 11

''Rhetorical.'' Hmmm. Whatever could that mean? Debi Mazar

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Month of Debruary it is, then...

''Debbie'' with an ''E''Bitterandrew at Armagideon Time, has devoted this -- granted, modest -- month to celebrating Cycling, en pointe.the funny paper perturbations of Debbi Anderson. Daisy Duke. When Uncle Jesse was a kid.Since the Date With Debbi corner has been taken (it's actually the intersection of Archieclone Lane and Womenslib Groove),Same facility with a toy......or a toy poodle. I've rooted around the barn and found some old postcards that the workers have tacked up, some of which feature people yclept some-Deb-or-other.Spring Training begins in Debruary.Since this Journal is late to the table, I'll have to pile on a bit of Reynolds here. That ball again.Out of deference (or debference, possibly) to our friend, I share the spirit of Debruary, Worst picture of Debbie Reynolds ever.if not the actuality.Is that nine?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Apponogansett Tommy 2011

We're still not sure why he's even outside
Apponogansett Tommy reminds people that the gig is up. That Pennsylvania marmota monax has been finally widely exposed as a mere woodchuck by newscasters and other fake journalists who can't find anything else to say about the deplorable parading of "Punxawillywhateverthehell." Apponogansett Tommy counts forty-six days from today until the Vernal Equinox. Go ahead and count'em yourself. For yourself. (Roughly six and a half weeks left in the season of Winter.)
Tommy's personal tender admits that the meteorologically-inclined mammal "doesn't hibernate so much as indulge in a felicitous lifestyle that involves lengthy napping periods. That lifestyle also includes eating, staring intently at absolutely nothing on that wall casing, observing the insides of his eyelids, and eating."
Why did you tell them that?

Apponogansett Tommy snores.